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o__o I actually made icons..which...I've never...done...before. o_O

JackxWuya x1
Clay x1
Raimundo x1
JackxGigi x1
ClayxRaimundo x1

EDIT: Is the lg-cut working? O___o; It's not on my computer for some reason...

Teaser:








No credit required. Just don't claim you made em' and I'll be one happy clam.

<sub>Title: Just for Warmth
Pairing: ClayxRaimundo (Yaoi)
Rating: NC-17 That's right kiddies, I actually wrote some smut for once.
Summary: The Xiaolin Monks are on a search for a new Shen-Gong-Wu, so they split into teams to search. Clay and Raimundo are snowed in a cave whilst they were searching. Stuff happens.
Comments: My first yaoi lemon. Be nice with the C+C, k? This is for my good friend h2hoe, because she loves Claymundo almost as much as I do. And...there are like...NO freaking Claymundo lemons. At all.
Warnings: Okay, this is rated NC-17, blah blah blah

The stupid LJ-cut thing isn't working for some reason Dx

Linkage:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39338788/

+hides in a box under her bed+</sub>

IHATEEVERYTHINGOKAPLSKTHX

( WHYYY? )

Testin how to make a lg cut...:D

I'M A N00B, LEAVE ME BE!

( PENIS PENIS PENIS )

omg I should update more often, I'm such a lazy ass

anywho

I got in trouble for drawing Micheal as a gay russian football playing cowboy in art class. xD

don't care, he's a dousche anyway. I think I misspelled dousce. Douche? DOOOOSH. There we go. I'll use Doooosh. Easier fo rme.

Anywho.

I got my iPod working...and I downloaded a bunch of Mini-Moni songs ^^ They're so cute, I love Ai Takahashi <333 Supa Kawaii.

Anywho nothing much else is going on.

Question: If someone if offering to pay me a lot of money, should I consider nc-17 art?

I reall yneed the money. :\

MY magic 8 ball told me to ask someone out.

My Magic 8 ball is a fuggin retard. (No offence)

Lisa likes me.

She called me and asked me out. Her friend Judy or somthign was on the phone with her.

And I said no.

Lisa: Um....I...was...wondering...would you...g-go out w-with m-me?
Me: Oh..um...sorry. No...
Lisa: ...o-oh...that's okay...
Judy: Are you homophobic?
Me: wtf...where'd that come from? Look, Lisa's a really nice girl, and I'm not saying you're ugly or anything, I actually think you're pretty cute, I just don't know you well enough to go out with you.
Lisa: Oh..I understand...
Judy: What if you went on one date with her?
Lisa: Judy, it's okay...
Judy: Just to get to know her?
Me: Uh...okay.
Lisa: ....r-really?
Me: ....sure. But just hanging out kinda thing. We're just...friends. For now.
Judy: Okay. We'll set a date and place tomorrow at school.
Me: Kay'.

THEY CALLED ME A HOMOPHOBE LOLOLOLLLOILLOLLOLOLLOLLL!!!1one!!!1!

xD

I gotta go on a date with her now...:\

I don't plan on going out with her, though.

From the imfamous words of Kid Rock:

"I've seen places, been all around the world, but I only have eyes for just one girl."

LAWL.

LisaxJac yuri

1. MUST (!!) answer EVERY SINGLE question.
2. Be HONEST.
3. Pass onto 6 of your LJ friends. ^^
4. Have fun and let us grow together as a community ^^

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey


Name: J a c thehonicidalmaniac 8D
Birthday: October 20th
Birthplace: Sicily
Current Location: A computer Chair
Eye Color: Gray-Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I switch every few years. I'm right right now...
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: My handy dandy sandals of doom and doom like matters
Your Weakness: Being shot or stabbed continuously
Your Fears: Zombies. Seriously. They're real.
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Cheese, Peperonis and LOOOVE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "XD OMG"
Your Bedtime: School - Whenever
Pepsi or Coke: Coke bitch
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds Fires, Burger King Burgers
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Dark Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Only when set on fire
Do you Sing: All the time
Have you Been in Love: What is Love? Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more...
Do you want to go to College: Yup

Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you believe in yourself: I don't believe in ghosts.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I'm reading in the car
Are you a Health Freak: I ate a peice of teriyaki chicken I droppe don the floor of a restraunt one time...mmmm...floor flavoured....
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play a Instrument: I used to play the harmonica

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I ate some smoked beef jerky
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't usually look under my feet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish D:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
Do you work (as in official work): Not anymore xD

Is a girl/boy: I'm not really sure anymore

Favourite Eye Colour: Brown/Green
Favourite Hair Colour: Brown or Red
Short or Long Hair: On me? Short. On other people? Long.
Height: I want to be shorter than the boys but taller than the girls ;D
Best Clothing Style: Clothes are for losers. LET'S BE NAKED!

Number of Drugs I have taken: 230.6
Number of CDs I own: I'm a pirate! Arrrr!
Number of Piercing: 2 (used to have 8, but they grew in. Don't ask me where they were, either. O_o;;; )
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Your mom last night OOH BURN

Work in 2ed and 3rd.

Too...many...best...friends.....x.X;;;

Tablet in first.

Awsome.

Started a fanfic. Posted on MMA. Might post on dA is I illustrait it. Might post on FF.net.

Nothing else to report.

First period is Photoshop/Comp graphics, it's right by the bus ramp. (The bus is later than last year...I GET TO SLEEP IT! <3)

Second is Geomatry, Math Hallway. (It's gonna suck)

Next Biology, same hallway.

Lastly is Art. I have Micheal in my class.

Oh yeah...my lunch (2ed lunch) has like ALL MY FRIENDS IN IT! (woot!)

I read a naughty ChasexJack fic...

nothing else to report.

Well, MySpace is boring....and everyone else seems to have a flippin LiveJournel...so of course I conformed and got one.

Hurray for me.

Well, school starts tomorrow. I suppose this would be a good place to record my daily affairs during my 2ed year of high school.

More on that...later.....yeah.